he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
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I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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