R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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