Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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