hotel room ftw
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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