i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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