think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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