I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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