gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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