I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Is Oprah even human
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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