Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
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