if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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