I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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