I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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