so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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