No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
