i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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