We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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