During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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