Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm really into asian looking animals
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
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To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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