he shaved USA in his pubs
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm always down for nudity.
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