you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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