I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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