Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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