Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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