Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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