Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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