I want to stick my p in your. b.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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