doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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