i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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