I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Your cock deserves a montage
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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