How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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