Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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