How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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