very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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