Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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