she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
