Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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