I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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