arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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