Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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