There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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