thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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