I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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