Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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