That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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