His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
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