discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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