Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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