Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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