last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Randomize
