You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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