Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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