the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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