Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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